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If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.
Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.
My temporary gig ended today so. Needed.
Okay, but that’s just a hilarious picture.
My temp-to-hire gig that I had been told was going permanent at the end of the month ended on Friday, so yeah, very needed.
i hate my job and i wanna quit but i cant find a new one. So yeah, needed too.
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I have never seen or thought about homeless people masturbating. Until now.
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The best moments in life are when stuff enters or leaves your body
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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady but we never knew because he couldnt stand up?
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Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave.
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Thanks, James Franco.
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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
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- 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
- 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
- to be continued
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Things You Didn't Know About Dreams
Dreaming is a natural, necessary part of life. Everyone dreams, but did you know about any of these?
Things you never knew about dreamsi always wondered why i dream so many weird things
OMG this is epic
I WISH MY DREAMS WERE REAL
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going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
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when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananasYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist
can we please not reblog this post
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